Dennis is angry.

Published on Saturday, September 25th, 2010 @ 1833

I left work today to find that someone lacking both responsibility and competence had performed a hit-and-run on my rear-left bumper. In the extremely-unlikely chance that you have seen or heard anything relevant concerning events that occurred between 1:50 PM and 4:05 PM at the intersection of Kenilworth Avenue and Coniston Place in San Marino, CA, please let me know! I would very much like to have a nice, pleasant conversation with the guilty driver in order to inform him or her of just how much I appreciate his or her actions. I would be very respectful and patient with this individual and would most certainly not use profane, offensive language during our conversation, nor would I make threatening remarks towards his or her person, mother, children, extended family, home, pets, or physical possessions (especially not his or her motor vehicle). I would also take care not to inform said individual of my opinion that he or she deserves to be placed in a small, enclosed space containing nothing but Africanized bees and rattlesnakes, and I would definitely not mention how much I would like to forcefully insert a rotting broomstick up his or her lower-rear area.

Also, a nearby resident whom I asked for help turned out to be a staff engineer at Caltech. Thanks, Mr. Benuska!

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Doodles

Goofing off with pencil and paper

Published on Sunday, January 31st, 2010 @ 1940

Instead of doing my homework, I sometimes, uh, doodle pictures of robots and spaceships. In fact, when I was in high school I entertained the idea of becoming a concept artist, despite having little artistic skill. I've dug up some old pictures from my "sketchbook" (i.e., loose pieces of white printer paper) and uploaded them here for your enjoyment. Warning: LULZ may ensue.

All of these sketches were done with a 0.7mm mechanical pencil and HB graphite. By the way, I have no formal art training, which explains the lack of proper shading. Or hands. Or art.